Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Fenton the Dancing Mummy

I dreamed that me and some strange boy I had never seen before found a dancing mummy namd Fenton.
We were at Grandma and Grandpas house and the first thing Fenton did was run across the yard started swinging. After a little while he got tired of that and asked if we could go get his mom, dad, and his 2 sisters.
He showed me a little cave i never knew about and inside the cave were 4 more coffins or whatever you call them. Fenton walked over to a shelf and picked up some already been chewed spearmint gum and wraped a little bit around each coffin or whatever you call them and everytime he did a voice said who was in the coffin. Fentons older sister was named skinny jeans his younger sister was named stinky his mom was paula and he was talking when his dads name came up so I coudn't hear that one. I took all five mummys inside and I saw my older brother slouching on grandpas chiar watching some strange show and he was surronded by empty pizza boxes and soda bottles and he was watching some show were peole were blowing each other up. The mummys wanted to play outside so I took them out and thats were it ended because somebody (this time it was our cat) decided to wake me up.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Goats on a Pirate Ship

a long time ago i had a dream that i was watching a pirate ship sailed by goats. it was like i was sitting on a high place watching through a camera on zoom. the goats kept walking around the ship making their strange MAA noises except the captain he stood as still as a stone and never made a sound and none of the other goats got anywhere near him. he stood near the front of the ship he was snow white and his beard was so long it touched the deck. after a little while a storm came the waves were so big that fish started landing on the deck all the goats (except the captain) started running around the ship eating the fish the captain was still just standing there like a dummy the only time he ever moved was when a fish landed right in front of him then he would put his head down slowly and pick up the fish in his mouth he would slowly chew it slowly swallow it and then slowly pick his head back up and stand still again. after a little while the goats were full and stopped eating the fish thats when the plant monster came. nobody had ever noticed that during the storm a very small plant popped up on the deck and now they all saw the giant venus fly trap growing right through the middle of the ship it put its head down as far as it could and started trying to grab the goats. and thats where it stopped because somebody (mama) decided to choose that moment to come wake me up.

                                                          that is all.

                      i didn't put capitals in on purpose mama didn't like that too much.